The Google names seem to be much closer to the "should have been called" names from the article.

I have started researching both AWS and Google Cloud services over the past couple of months.

My clear favorite is Google. Things are generally simpler (in a good, well-designed way). I get the feeling smart hackers are designing things.

With AWS, the general feeling is that is designed by bureaucrats, the type of people who like big, slow and boring companies.