Thanks for the explanation, skeletonjelly. I think the reason I misunderstood is that I don't hang out on the Internet enough: a friend explained to me that "This." and "this times a thousand" are Internet slang that mean "I agree" (the second, presumably means something like "On a scale from 1 to infinity my agreement level is 1000." :). As far I know these expressions aren't used verbally, which would explain why I took it literally.